"Man, why does it never rain women? Just my luck to live in a town that only rains men," Pete grumbled, like he did every time there was a new man-fall.
He headed reluctantly outside, only to be greeted by a beaming Clark. "Look what I've found," he exclaimed.
Pete groaned. Bald, supercilious, and clinging to Clark.
"His name's Lex Luber – isn't he gorgeous?" Clark glowed happily.